From 1997, WWF Home Video.

Steve Austin narrates his favorite matches which consist of "a lot of violence and some language problems." Truly, this is the most memorable Austin ... he truly has lost something over the past few years.

Austin shows his King of the RIng victory because he's tired of "dumb asses" asking what Austin 3:16 means.

--Austin vs. Marc Mero: Austin gets 18 stitches in his lip; pins Mero after a Stunner.

Austin's narration is inter-twined with the announcers. Funny stuff.

--Austin vs. Jake Roberts: A total squash with the Stunner yet again as a finish.

--The infamous "Austin 3:16" speech.

--A montage of Austin running amok.

--Austin's ECW promos, including his Hulk Hogan parody.

--Austin walking by Brian Pillman at KOTR ... attacking Pillman and "breaking his leg" on WWF Superstars. Austin calls his "kicking the shit-eating grin off [Pillman's] ... face."

--Montage of Austin in various matches.

--Montage of the Bret Hart-Austin feud.

--WM13, Bret vs Austin; "I quit."

--Another Bret-Austin montage

--Austin vs Undertaker at A COld Day in Hell. UT gets the pin after a multiple tombstone reversals, "Owen style." A stiff tombstone by 'Taker.

--Austin sticks Pillman's head in a toilot.

--Austin & Shawn Michaels d. Owen Hart and British Bulldog for the WWF tag titles.

The show ends with funny credits, listing Austin as everything from Executive Producer to Chief Audio Engeineer.

The credits for "Hair" states, "I'm Bald, Dumb-Ass" and for Gaffer ... "I whipped his ass too."