Let me explain something right away .. when I refer
to the coolness of Doink, I am not talking about Ray
Apollo Doink, Steve Kiern Doink or Brooklyn Brawler
Doink. And I don't even mean Men on a Mission Doink or
Bushwacker Luke Doink. I refer to the one and only
Doink ... the man who made one of the most unlikely
gimmicks into the most famous ... Matt Borne.
"Big Josh" suddenly vanished from WCW (after a loss to
"Beautiful" Bobby Eaton on WCW Saturday Night) when a
clown started appearing of WWF broadcasts. He'd hop
around in the audience with a huge hammer, annoy
wrestlers and impressed many as a gimmick that would
probably be canceled before it actually began.
But Doink was more than just a fly-by-night gimmick
like Abe Schwartz or Phantasmo. Soon, Doink started
annoying the then-undefeated Crush--and a feud was
born. After attempting to present Bryan Adams with a
flower, Doink gets angry and attacks the second
incarnation of Crush with a fake cast (Crush had
grabbed Doink's arm in the week's prior leading to the
cast).
This was Doink's true debut--his matches in the weeks
to come would prove that he was more than a guy in a
weak gimmick--he was a good wrestler turning a weak
gimmick into a top one. Truly, had anyone else
portrayed Doink, it would had failed almost instantly.
Borne's maniacal take on the evil clown made it
popular character back even when heels were still
booed.
Borne's Doink was a crazed one. A clown that would
fade in-and-out of happiness and maniacal tendencies.
Borne's sporadic laugh, facial expressions, mannerisms
and tongue-and-cheek humor created a character that
was intriguing and (unlike many character at the time)
very fun to watch. His interviews started calm then
turning chaotic ... all the while, maintaining his
clown integrity.
Borne's Doink was a dirty clown; kind of like Marvel
Comic's Obnoxio The Clown or a humanistic variation on
"The Killer Klowns from Outer Space." It is no
surprise that Borne's influence was Cesar Romero from
the old "Batman" TV series. Doink's dark outfit
relayed this equally dark side; his gut made him look
like a normal guy and not the typical "super-hero"
that was being portrayed at the time; his crazy,
spitting laugh made him seem more like a psychopath
than a clown; and his smearing, sometimes dripping
make-up furthered the evil, scummy clown mystique.
Doink's evil clown music is probably one of the WWF's
very best. Starting out like a circus, then turning
into a dark, depressing tune mixed with intermittent
crazed laughing. It was so fitting.
And like most heels, Doink had a series of weapons,
that ironically, were rarely used more than once. Most
fittingly, these weapons were quite clown-ish. Even
though we never saw the giant red hammer actually
used, we did see a broken umbrella over Bob Backlund's
head, wrapped boxes, pies, green goo (used to pin the
Big Bossman during his last WWF appearance for several
years) and the famous squirting flower.
Doink's character was made even more devious by the
announcers themselves. Vince McMahon's snarling, "What
kind of a guy likes to make kids cry?" and "That guy
is evil!" told the story to fans back when what Vince
said was viewed as "the babyface view."
Bobby Heenan, on the other hand, was pro Doink. Heenan
put Doink over big-time. Actually, Heenan's ramblings
about Borne were some of the best of the time, from
"The Brain" pondering just who Doink was to
complimenting his style. "That's not your average
clown move," declares Heenan, as if the WWF was
over-run by wrestling clowns or we had seen some
typical clown-moves in the past. When Doink challenges
Randy Savage on RAW, Heenan, in perfect deadpan, looks
at Savage and states with all sincerity, "Savage,
don't do it, you'll get hurt!" and when Doink cradles
Backlund for a pin on WWF Challenge, Heenan declares
that Doink has just pinned a former WWF champ ...
truly, without good announcers like these, the
character would had slightly suffered.
Borne's technical skills and over-all wrestling pushed
Doink to another level. Yet again, the wrestler
overcame the gimmick. Doink's series of matches with
"Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig in the King of the Ring
qualifying tournament resulted in two time limit draws
with Hennig pinning a fake Doink to advance in the
third encounter. This series was undoubtedly some of
the best matches on TV at the time and are probably
unrecognized by many current fans. The stiff shots and
technical aspect was amazing with Borne's facial
expressions and dark humor simply adding positives.
Doink's match with Bret Hart at SummerSlam (replacing
an "injured" Jerry Lawler who caused the DQ then
subsequently wrestled Bret) can also be considered,
along with the matches with Hennig, as the best in his
WWF stint.
Borne's Doink was also undefeated (on TV) for almost
his entire time in the WWF. He suffered only two
loses, one to Marty Jannetty on RAW, during a 2/3
falls match that Doink eventually won but was
over-turned due to a reverse decision and another
pinfall loss to Savage also on RAW. In today's world
of the dying "undefeated" wrestler, this is currently
something rarely seen.
Doink turned face without real reason and very
quickly. Lalwer fired Doink as his "Official Court
Jester" and shortly thereafter, Borne doused Heenan
with water on RAW. And he was a babyface! Borne
appeared twice as "good-guy-Doink" with new,
all-circus music and a new, truly babyface attitude.
The feud with Bam Bam Bigelow started and Borne was
gone...
And maybe, thankfully so. The character of Doink was
truly spoiled once he was turned face ... and possibly
not even Borne could had saved it. Loyal Borne fans
could tell the difference between the obvious
replacement and when Dink came aboard ... well, the
legend of Doink was slowly being violated.
The new Doink was quite frankly, pathetic and hard to
watch. Dink was unbearable. And while Dink eventually
vanished, Doink stayed around jobbing to everyone.
When, while wrestling Waylon Mercy (Danny Spivey) on
RAW, fans began chanting, "Kill the clown! Kill the
clown!"
Shortly thereafter, mercifully, the clown was killed.
After leaving the WWF, Borne was "Borne Again" in ECW
for yet another brief stint. Borne wrestled in his
clown suit which was now tattered and ragged--he
wrestled with half his face painted like a clown,
occasionally wearing his green wig. He still acted
like Doink but with a harder-edge ... he faded
in-and-out of his Doink persona with classic,
unrecognized interviews and matches. However, even
this wouldn't last long ... Borne would soon vanish
from ECW and make fans wonder how long or how much
better the Borne Again gimmick could had gotten.
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